Chester's Vendetta

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do"
-Confucius

Jan 27
Dear Ms.Lohan,
Thank you for the Parent Trap and Mean Girls (You GO Glen COCO!), but I don’t think that your presence is really necessary on any scale of celebrity status (even Kathy Griffin’s sacred “D-list”). The more glen-coked out I see you, the more I hate the world around me.
Thanks,
The American People
P.S. I think you should at least wear a dress to a red-carpet event…

Dear Ms.Lohan,

Thank you for the Parent Trap and Mean Girls (You GO Glen COCO!), but I don’t think that your presence is really necessary on any scale of celebrity status (even Kathy Griffin’s sacred “D-list”). The more glen-coked out I see you, the more I hate the world around me.

Thanks,

The American People

P.S. I think you should at least wear a dress to a red-carpet event…