Chester's Vendetta

“Vengeance is a dish best eaten cold”

Irony?

shit happens.

Dear Ms.Lohan,

Thank you for the Parent Trap and Mean Girls (You GO Glen COCO!), but I don’t think that your presence is really necessary on any scale of celebrity status (even Kathy Griffin’s sacred “D-list”). The more glen-coked out I see you, the more I hate the world around me.

Thanks,

The American People

P.S. I think you should at least wear a dress to a red-carpet event…

I received offers from Museums all across the world. Barcelona, Paris (The Louvre), even the Saatchi Gallery (look it up.) Nothing could be more indulgent then going the ranks of THE Museum. Some have called me a prodigy, some a self-righteous prick, but I value post-modernism and Lord Gaga. Jimmy Dean’s famous “pancakes and sausage.. on a stick” summarizes why I LOVE the States. Only in the land of milk and honey can a humble, under appreciated, British Archivist find a living. I would like to start my career in America by thanking the almighty Board of Curators and saying a silent prayer to Lord Gaga

Regards,

chestersvendetta